Q. You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet
within that very place, my face you often see. What am I ?
A. A reflection.
Q. I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle ?
A. The answer to this admittedly lame riddle is, "No." The reason is
that the question at the very end asks if you can guess the
riddle
and there is nothing that satisfies the requirements above.
Some say that pressure is the answer, but they can't explain how it
turns polar bears white or pancakes brown. Nothing turns polar bears
white, any more than something turns a white person white, and heat
makes pancakes brown, not pressure.